idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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