But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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