a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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