am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It's never too late to be topless.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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