Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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