They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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