I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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