just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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