Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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