Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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