Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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