some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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