I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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