i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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