She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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