I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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