On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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