butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Do you still have your period?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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