At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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