woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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