she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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