We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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