You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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