Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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