I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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