Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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