i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
what if I'm pregnant?
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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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