nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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