Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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