And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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