BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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