Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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