i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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