found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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