the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i think i have herpe
just one?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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