he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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