Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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