I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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