i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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