yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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