Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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