Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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