I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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