Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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