I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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