are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we made out on top of his cat.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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