Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Randomize
