When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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