He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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