And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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