I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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